look at my works ye mighty and despair. Or not, as the case maybe.
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And so farewell Red Robbo
You were, according to Google,
Involved in Industrial Relations.
I think that means that only your relations,
Were allowed to work in the factory.
You helped to produce many fine British Leyland models,
Such as the Austin Allegro,
Which was a car,
Allegedly.
Perhaps, under Jeremy Corbyn,
We can produce more fine Socialist cars,
Such as the Trabant 601 De Luxe.
The De Luxe was the model with wheels.
Now all together, comrades..
“Everybody out.” obituary
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OpodoBeen updatin dee house in dee Donald Trumpit style. First ting I puttin' in, is dee gold taps. Unforshnaly dee free fat wives breakin in dee baff room n bustin off dee taps an nickin dem for dee earins. Den ahm puttin in dee chandeleeers but day only stayin up coupla jiffs for dee ceilin clapsin. Den dee termites start hollowin out dee Greek colums by dee fron door and dee archway collapsin and killen all dee chickins. So givin up dee luxry livin for dee time bein an movin back into dee shed.Least dee pigs stop ruinin dee carpets an eatin dee wallpepper
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BILL AND BEN
FLOWER POT MEN OR WHAT?

The language spoken by the Flower Pot Men was known as 'oddle poddle'. Prince Charles and Camilla often speak oddle poddle in their intimate moments.
A HELPFUL GUIDE TO JOHNNY FOREIGNER

If you see a person in the street who is slightly overweight, rush up to them and sing, 'You fat bastard. You fat bastard. You ate all the pies'. You'll soon have everyone singing along. foreigner
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TAURUS
Avoid Albanians today and, if over 6ft tall, be careful of low doorways particularly if visiting hobbits or other very short people. Your lucky fruit is cumquat..
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BONEY M AND RUSSIAN HISTORY.

For years Boney M have languished in the dark afterlife of the faded pop band, unheard, unwanted and un (Fill in later). But if ever there was a pop band ready for re-examination it is Boney M. Apart from Bananarama of course who couldn't quite master singing and dancing at the same time.
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NURSERY RHYMES SORTED

Georgie Porgie vegetables and fresh fruit(5 Portions a day),
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play,
They explained to George that his behaviour was inappropriate and an intrusion on their safe space
LISTEN WITH PETER

A HORSE WITH A GREEN TAIL

SENSE AND SENSIBLENESS(EXTRACT)

THE ARTIST (BBC RADIO)