What fish likes to chase squirrels and sniff rear dorsal fins?

Dog Fish

What fish is easily confused with a small country?

Wales

Who is in charge of wales?

The prince of wales

What do you call a small slice of fish?

A cod piece

Which type of fish is great at weightlifting?

Rays

Which fish is always moaning?

Carp

Which fish is stupid and immature?

Pike

What fish is handy in a medical emergency?

Sturgeon

What fish likes to sit in trees?

Perch

What fish can you not name without singing in a deep Mexican accent?

Barracuda

What fish mumbles and charges a thousand dollars a second?

Marlin Brando

Who’s a Pretty Boy, then?

Parrotfish

Which fish moves like a horse?

Scallops

Which annoying environmental lobby group are against fish??

Stop Fish Oil

Which German fish tells good gags?

Herring When

Which fish is a pale imitation of itself?

Cod

Which Quango has been shut down for being racist?

The White Fish Authority

Why do lobsters only ever think about themselves?

Because they’re shellfish

What did Harry and Megan consider calling their daughter before deciding on Lillibet?

Halibut

What fish do Spaniards wear on their heads ?

Mullet

What fishes like to hang out with California Highway Patrol motorcycle officers?

Fish and CHIPS

What fish should you not insult in a bar?

Sockeye Salmon

What fish does Bill Clinton favour?

Blowfish

What fish never does very well?

Flounder

What fish is favoured by old hippies?

Roach

What fish do old Spaniards wear on their heads ?

Grey Mullet

What fish is easily embarrassed ?

Koi

What fish is best kept out of trousers and jacuzzis?

Piranha

What fish does Ray avoid at all costs ?

Stingray

What fish are in charge of mud ?

Mudskipper

What fish are blown out of all proportion ?

Puffer

What fish are a traitor to their species ?

Angler Fish

What are Chinese people often found doing early on a Saturday Night ?

Flying Fish

What fish are always going on about how good they are ?

Largemouth Bass

What fishes get the biggest laugh with small boys ?

Pollocks

What do you call a very old gay lady ?

Rainbow Trout

What fish is always angry ?

Snapper

What fish is always angry and supports Jeremy Corbyn ?

Red Snapper

What fish prefers its own company ?

Sole

What fish prefers its own company when visiting a southern sea port ?

Dover Sole

What fish only costs a pound ?

Squid

What fish is good at cleaning up?

Char

What fish likes eating itself?

Catfish

What fish is not very good?

Crappie

What fish don’t you like very much?

Sprat

Which is the best Kinks fish song?

Thank you for the Dace

Which fish is always in a hurry?

Salmon Rushdie

How do you cure a Haddock?

Take two aspirin and lie down quietly

Which fish can't sing in tune?

Flatfish

Which type of fish's name is the most fun to say out loud?

Aspredinidae

Which fish is the hardest to photograph?

Dartfish

Which fish do you only need a tiny bit of?

Dab

Which fish is most likely to wear a hoodie?

Monkfish

Which fish is not doing well in the EU?

European Flounder

To which fish is it best not to say, 'Enguard'?

Swordfish