Pete Barrett

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And So Farewell

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And so farewell Bobby Ball.
You were half of the duo Cannon and Ball.
Most comedy duos have,
A straight one and a funny one,
But you broke the mold.
Rock on, Tommy,
That was your catchphrase
How we laughed when you stretched your braces

And said Rock On, Tommy.
We never got tired off it.
Which is just as well.
Today we reveal the shocking truth about the latest Konspiracy theory.

Today’s Konspiracy Question.

Is the world being run by shape shifting lizards?

Our Answer: No. It isn’t
FROM THE ARCHIVES.

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