1. Do yxou have the occasional drink on your own?
2. Do you find youself buying an extra drink between rounds?
3. Does drinking affect your work at times?
4. Have you had a day off because of a hangover?
5. Do you ever have trouble remembering what you were doing when you have been drinking?
6. Have you ever been banned from your local for being abusive?
7. Has your wife ever changed the locks while you were down the pub?
8. Do you spend time with your new friends drinking Special Brew and laying on the concrete in the town centre?
9. Do you sometimes berate passers-by for some unknown unjustice done to yourself by shouting, 'Yer bastards. Yer bastards, I'll getcha'
10. Are you currently living in an old Ford Cortina under the railway arches?
What did you score?
Issued by the Responsible Drinking Organisation (Funded Assocation of British Brewers) Remember, always drink responsibly. And when you've done that, have another pint, go on.
2. Do you find youself buying an extra drink between rounds?
3. Does drinking affect your work at times?
4. Have you had a day off because of a hangover?
5. Do you ever have trouble remembering what you were doing when you have been drinking?
6. Have you ever been banned from your local for being abusive?
7. Has your wife ever changed the locks while you were down the pub?
8. Do you spend time with your new friends drinking Special Brew and laying on the concrete in the town centre?
9. Do you sometimes berate passers-by for some unknown unjustice done to yourself by shouting, 'Yer bastards. Yer bastards, I'll getcha'
10. Are you currently living in an old Ford Cortina under the railway arches?
What did you score?
- 1 to 2 You're perfectly normal. No worries. In fact why not open another bottle right now. Go on. You deserve it.
- 3 to 5 Still perfectly safe. There are thousands of people out there like you. Just time to get one more round in.
- 6 to 7 Forget the units. What do the units matter when xyou're having a good time. You could be run over by a bus tomorrow. Treat yourself to a gin and tonic.
- 8 to 10 You're alright mate chu are. You're my bescht fren ever. You're jes like one'v me famly.
Issued by the Responsible Drinking Organisation (Funded Assocation of British Brewers) Remember, always drink responsibly. And when you've done that, have another pint, go on.