| Wossat? |
What is that object? |
| Wossap? |
What seems to be the problem? |
| Wah Jew looknat? |
Do you wish to fight? |
| Yoravin a larf incha |
You don't appear to have any meat
dishes in this vegetarian restaurant |
| Jew fink eyes born yes tiddy |
These potatoes are too expensive |
| Are fort you wuz ded |
You have returned to Albert Square
because the job on 'The Bill' didn't work out * |
| U slairg |
Cockney fullstop |
| Jna wadda meen |
Alternative cockney fullstop |
| Eayah |
First word always spoken by a female character |
| Are yate you, u slairg |
You have slept with my boyfriend |
| Wasi all a bart |
I am confused by my current
predicament |
| Farq me |
Gosh |
| Farq nell |
Golly gosh |
| U carnt |
You are an unpleasant person |
| U farq in carnt |
You are a very unpleasant person |
| U add it orf wivme bruvver |
We are victims of soap opera
plotting conventions |
| Saw id |
I am in possession of some illegal
substances |
| Lee vi ow |
I beg to differ |
| Farq orff |
Would you mind leaving at the
earliest opportunity |
| Lee vitees not wurf i |
Indulging in fisticuffs with this
person would be counter productive |
| Ahm garn up dee apples an pez |
I am a cockney impersonator. |
| Waa choo avin? |
I am in
the Queen Vic for plot progression purposes |
| You car |
You are an unappealing female |
| You sli car |
You are an unintelligent and unappealing female |
| Pigoi |
Landlady |
| Yor faimly you is |
A bald-headed psychopath has taken a shine to you |
| Gnav a ri ol nee zup |
An evening of drinking, singing and dancing followed by
violence and a trip to casualty for stitches and limb reattachment. |
| Yur avina larrf incha |
I'm not sure your statement is factually correct. |
