MOTHER We must. You’re going to have take Cowslip – dear old Cowslip – down to the market and sell her.
JACK You can’t sell Cowslip. She’s like one of the family. It’s always been the three of us, together. You, me and Cowslip.
MOTHER It’s got to be done.
JACK Oh Mother, you can’t sell Cowslip. Not Cowslip. Faithful, wonderful old Cowslip. You can’t sell her, you can’t.
MOTHER It’s either that, or your iphone.
JACK OK, sell the cow.